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February 01, 2005
Whey!
i have it on good authority that a man must at some point go down a number of roads. however, i maintain that in life, protein supplement powders are pretty fucking optional. now, i have to admit that as someone naturally averse to considering the body itself an object to be manipulated and tweaked by external means (in fact, make that "averse to considering the body, full stop") i'm a bit apprehensive about diving into this particular cultural perversion.
i mean, fuck, it says right there on the bag: "warning! do not use. side effects may include nausea, vomiting, death, consumption, the vapors,the bends, the clash, the white stripes and projectile dysfunction."
Posted by matti at February 1, 2005 11:58 PM
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oh, quit'cher bitchin. the road to valhalla is paved with whey protein isolate!
Posted by: joh at February 3, 2005 10:43 AM
The white stripes is some vile shit, gotta remember to consume the glutamine to reduce their effects.
Posted by: TheReverendYoung at February 7, 2005 11:19 PM
oh i DEVOUR the glutamine. have you heard their new album, Nitrogen Balance? it's great for working out to.
Posted by: m at February 9, 2005 01:05 PM
All the cockroaches in my neck of the woods got that there projectile dysfunction last year. Little green skid marks everywhere. You felt a little queasy about eating them, while that was going on.
Posted by: Doug Robinson at March 13, 2005 05:59 PM