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April 03, 2007
training log
after today's gym session, my decidedly feel-the-burn type macho tiny h&m plastic bag — "designed by madonna" — that contained my fresh underwear & deodorant collapsed from its ordained position in the locker and made a rather unpleasant crashing sound upon meeting the cold hard floor.
consider the context. guys' locker room. right? i honestly can't tell you which i was more keen to wipe off my one clean pair of briefs post haste: the scary shards of glass from the deo container, or the blotches of really suspicious white spoogy substance they were suddenly covered in.
in any case — i put them on, and judging from quantity of deodorant implicitly worn as a consequence (ick) i am expecting to break my next sweat maybe sometime in late 2010.
as a side note: your underutilized brain goes random free-association places when working out. like those names of the exercise machines?
calf raise = premodern career development
chin up bar = your local where everyone is really supportive
hip abductor = ford prefect
not a machine, but there's also a: ball rack holder
hey, i didn't ask to think about them either.
Posted by matti at April 3, 2007 09:02 PM